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With Latin making a comeback, Catholics can have the last laugh

August 3, 2011


As the Catholic Church strives to keep Latin alive, don’t you think Catholics should be able to laugh at these translations from the Latin?

Sharpei diem: Seize the wrinkled dog.

Veni, vidi, Pesci: I came, I saw, I moidered da bum.

Domino vobiscum: The pizza delivery guy is here.



Are you planning to see the movie “Cowboys and Aliens”? Check out the review by a critic who adds a Catholic as well as cinematic point of view.


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Are you Catholic enough to laugh at a Catholic joke like this one?

July 31, 2011

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A guy goes into a restaurant and is greeted by the hostess, who asks: “Smoking or non-smoking?”

“Non-smoking,” he replies.

He is seated and the waiter comes over to his table to take his drink order.

“I’ll have a Coke,” he states.

The waiter says: “Diet or regular?”


“Caffeine or caffeine-free?”

“With caffeine.”

The drink is brought to his table and the guy orders his food. The waiter asks what kind of dressing he’d like on his salad: “Italian, French, Thousand Island or raspberry vinaigrette?”


“Regular or fat-free?”


The man orders a steak with vegetables and potato.

“How do you want that prepared: rare, medium rare, medium well or well done?”

“Medium well.”

“How do you want your vegetables: raw, steamed, baked, boiled, blanched or fried?”


“And how would you like your potato: Baked, French fried or mashed?”


Finally, the poor man has had enough and looks up to heaven and shouts: “I can’t take all of these choices!”

The man calls up his patron saint saying: “St. Francis, help me — help me with all these decisions!”

At that moment a voice booms from the sky: “Assisi, Xavier or DeSales?”

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