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Stop mooning cuz there’s no Catholic joke. Here’s one for you:

August 10, 2011

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Astronomers recently concluded that, if there ever was a church on the moon, it most likely closed because, while the silence was conducive to a reverent celebration of liturgy, the place just had no atmosphere.

BUT THIS IS NO JOKE:

We’ve stepped up the video presence on our website thanks to Catholic News Service.

Click on http://thecatholicspirit.com/videonews/ to get the latest news each day.

This page is the larger screen; a small screen is on the home page at http://www.TheCatholicSpirit. Good video piece in  “Survivor founds museum.” And for an interesting feature story, click on “Telling Time in Rome.” Bet you didn’t know all the cool stuff about Vatican City and St. Peter’s Square.

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With Latin making a comeback, Catholics can have the last laugh

August 3, 2011

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As the Catholic Church strives to keep Latin alive, don’t you think Catholics should be able to laugh at these translations from the Latin?

Sharpei diem: Seize the wrinkled dog.

Veni, vidi, Pesci: I came, I saw, I moidered da bum.

Domino vobiscum: The pizza delivery guy is here.

 

ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE:

Are you planning to see the movie “Cowboys and Aliens”? Check out the review by a critic who adds a Catholic as well as cinematic point of view.

 

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Can Catholics laugh? Let’s see

July 29, 2011

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From the Ironic Catholic (Hey, Google her site!)

An old preacher was dying. He requested that his IRS agent and his lawyer come to his home. When they entered his bedroom, the preacher motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed.

Both the IRS agent and lawyer were touched that the old preacher wanted them to be with him in his final hour. They were also curious, since the preacher had never given any indication of liking either one of them. Finally, the lawyer asked, “Pastor, why did you ask us to come?”
The old preacher mastered up some strength, then said weakly, “Jesus died between two thieves, and that’s how I want to go too.”
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