Joke — no joke — just for Catholics

August 5, 2011

SpiritBlog

Jim and Jennifer were at their wedding rehearsal on a Friday night when a tornado struck the church, collapsing the walls and roof and tragically killing them both.

They’d led good lives and went straight to heaven, where they asked St. Peter for a favor: Could they still get married?

St. Peter said, “Well, sure. Tell you what: I’ll come and get you when we can do that.”

Jim and Jennifer were pleased, but it was five years before St. Peter showed up and said they could get married.

And so they had their wedding. It wasn’t too long though that the couple realized they’d made a mistake. The went to St. Peter and asked if they could have a divorce.

“Well, we frown upon that here,” St. Peter said, “but let me see what I can do. I’ll call you.”

After waiting five years to get married, though, Jennifer was concerned that it might take just as long to start divorce proceedings. “How long will it take?” she asked.

St. Peter was miffed. “It took five years to bet a preacher up here. Who knows how long it will be before a lawyer shows up!”

AND HERE’S THE NO-JOKE:

Joseph’s Coat, the St. Paul walk-in center for the homeless and needy, will be doing it’s annual distribution of school supplies and backpacks Aug. 29 and 31, so there’s still time for all of us to donate so some kids feel good about going to school this year because they have a new backpack and school supplies like the other kids.

I’ll be taking the backpack pictured here and picking up crayons, pens, pencils, markers, 3-ring binders, looseleaf paper — all that good stuff you use to love to have — and dropping it off at 1107 West Seventh in St. Paul.

Donations are accepted on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 9 a.m to 2 p.m.

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Bob is the Client Products Manager for the Communications Office of the Archdiocese of St. Paul and Minneapolis. A 40-year veteran of the Catholic Press, he is the former Associate Publisher of The Catholic Spirit. You can follow him on twitter or email him at zyskowskir@archspm.org.

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  • Kmichaelfrancis

    A Pakistani Muslim cabdriver in NYC was racing through traffic. He drove so fast his passengers were praying to Our Lord and repeatedly recited Hail Mary’s in fear for their lives. The taxi rear ended a truck and the driver was killed. While waiting outside the Pearly Gates he met a recently deceased Catholic priest. They both told the story of their lives and deaths. Beyond the gates were beautiful homes and off to the side a tent city that the priest assumed must be Limbo.The cabdriver was greeted by St.Peter who directed him to a beautiful villa. The priest was directed to the tents. Surprised, the priest politely asked why. St.Peter said the cabdriver drove people to pray to God in fear of their lives and souls, while the priest was given a magnificent church to work in yet his sermons put people to sleep.