A guy goes into a restaurant and is greeted by the hostess, who asks: “Smoking or non-smoking?”
“Non-smoking,” he replies.
He is seated and the waiter comes over to his table to take his drink order.
“I’ll have a Coke,” he states.
The waiter says: “Diet or regular?”
“Caffeine or caffeine-free?”
The drink is brought to his table and the guy orders his food. The waiter asks what kind of dressing he’d like on his salad: “Italian, French, Thousand Island or raspberry vinaigrette?”
“Regular or fat-free?”
The man orders a steak with vegetables and potato.
“How do you want that prepared: rare, medium rare, medium well or well done?”
“How do you want your vegetables: raw, steamed, baked, boiled, blanched or fried?”
“And how would you like your potato: Baked, French fried or mashed?”
Finally, the poor man has had enough and looks up to heaven and shouts: “I can’t take all of these choices!”
The man calls up his patron saint saying: “St. Francis, help me — help me with all these decisions!”
At that moment a voice booms from the sky: “Assisi, Xavier or DeSales?”